If Obama was Kenyan.
Calls Uhunye...
Obama: Man, I need to tell you something
Uhunye: Niaje mzito, Ehe sema...
Obama: And please don't be mad
Uhunye: Weee niambie aki
Obama: I just remembered I have a meeting on Friday
Uhunye: Hauko serious...
Obama: I will still come
Uhunye: Aaaah weee maaani.
Obama: I promise I will pass by.
Uhunye: Utapitia ama Utakam?
Obama: Will Ruto be there?
Uhunye: Ziiiii Ziiii hatakuwa.
Obama: Are you sure?
Uhunye: Eeeeh hatakuwa, double sure, ata nimempea leave saa hii like 5 minutes ago.
Obama: Ok, I really wanted to talk to him
Uhunye: Ako apa mtaongea na yeye?
Obama: On friday, not now
Uhunye: Atakuwa. Utakam saa ngapi?
Obama: 1PM i will be there
Uhunye: Atakuwa from 6AM
Obama: Hopefully i will be there
Uhunye: Weee niambie ama unakuja ama hukuji
Obama: Hey stop the altitude
Uhunye: Ok, ok, Am very sorry, are you coming yes or no
Obama: I will tell you
Uhunye: Sawa, lakini utakam?
Obama: Let me call you back
Uhunye: After how long?
Obama: Evening
Uhunye: Ngai
Obama: I will call you
Uhunye: Ok niseme upikiwe ama usipikiwe friday
Obama: I will tell you
Uhunye: So Wapike?
Obama: I will tell you.
Uhunye: Ok, ama wasipike, ndio tusijiwaste
Obama: Ok, tell them to hold on first
Uhunye: So haukuji?
Obama: I might be late
Uhunye: Meeting itakuwa wapi nikupick?
Obama: Moscow
Uhunye: Uko ni far, Uko sure huezi kam alafu uende meeting?
Obama: Putin says its urgent
Uhunye: Bado mnaongeanga na huyo jamaa, yani. Wee kuja, huyo jamaa hakuwangi mpoa
Obama: I will call you. [Hangs up.]
Uhunye Calls Putin
Uhunye: Sema Bro
Putin: Am Good man
Uhunye: Nikuulize mnameet na Obama Friday ama ananienjoy...
Putin: Zi, kwani amekushow?
Uhunye: Poa. Thanks [Hangs up.]
Uhunye Calls Obama
Obama: Hello
Uhunye: Putin ameniambia hamuna meeting Friday...
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